Breaker, Breaker, 1-9

REASON # 54839123954745748289230103495757189244893282758 why I hate working with Barney: He insists on using the walkie-talkie ALL THE TIME, and when he talks on it he acts like he's part of some covert mission against Cambodian insurgents. He, literally, hunches down at his desk over the radio and covers his mouth so other people cannot read his lips. Then, maintenance, on the receiving end of his "transmission" will reply, repeating exactly what he's just whispered, letting everyone know that the toilet in the men's locker room is overflowing. As if this behavior isn't annoying enough, he has to pretend like he's actually a truck driver, using terms like "breaker breaker," "10-4," and "over and out." HONESTLY! I just want to shove that radio right up his...